I'm pushing off homework

"Leadbull" (leadbull911) 03/08/2015 at 20:32 • Filed to: AMA

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AMA.

XJDano > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 20:35

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you are in a biker dive bar that only serves cans of beer.

What beer from a can do you order?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 20:37

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Why are you so lazy

TheHondaBro > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 20:37

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If Peter has 71 tacos and Jessica has 14 World Series tickets, how many hats can Pedro eat with 21 gallons of ranch dressing?

Leadbull > XJDano 03/08/2015 at 20:38

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Blue Moon

Leadbull > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/08/2015 at 20:39

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It's genetic, I guess.

Also, why don't you use question marks? What did question marks ever do to you?

Leadbull > TheHondaBro 03/08/2015 at 20:39

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[computational error]

Conan > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 20:44

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Why? Is there anything that your teachers/profs can do?

lonestranger > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 20:45

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Wow, your laptop has so little wasted white space compared to my PC.

#1080Problems

Leadbull > Conan 03/08/2015 at 20:46

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Because it's a free country.

They can quit assigning homework.

Conan > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 20:47

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Fair enough. I could really deal with assigning none of it except for the reading.

Leadbull > lonestranger 03/08/2015 at 20:47

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I live by one motto, and one motto only:

Minimize and resize.

Leadbull > Conan 03/08/2015 at 20:52

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Are you a prof?

PS9 > lonestranger 03/08/2015 at 20:54

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zoom in

heliochrome85 > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 20:55

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What are you studying and what year are you in school?

PS9 > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 20:55

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Macbook Air; you must be a secret millionaire. Are you that kid with the supercar collection?

Leadbull > PS9 03/08/2015 at 21:00

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Yes, they're very high quality Hot Wheels.

Leadbull > heliochrome85 03/08/2015 at 21:01

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I'm a junior studying Geography and GIS (computer mapping wizardry).

CB > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:03

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Can you name all ten provinces and three territories in Canada?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:03

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They offer no answers

heliochrome85 > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:04

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very cool

Leadbull > CB 03/08/2015 at 21:06

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NW Territories, Yukon, BC, Alberta, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Nunavut.

Leadbull > heliochrome85 03/08/2015 at 21:07

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I know the health field uses computer mapping wizardry all the time, so you might be familiar with it.

CB > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:07

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You're missing two provinces, but good effort.

Sweet Trav > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:09

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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

lonestranger > PS9 03/08/2015 at 21:09

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Meh. I can read the text perfectly fine in the default zoom, I just wish that it better used some of the screen real estate. Zooming in just makes everything bigger and crops content from the screen. Zoomed in 175%, that "I" in the title is 9/16" tall on my monitor:

The FP is even worse, what with its constantly broken ads above and beside the articles.

/rant

Fookin' Prawns > PS9 03/08/2015 at 21:10

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ENHANCE!

Leadbull > CB 03/08/2015 at 21:10

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I know...

If you're one of the five people who live in Saskatchewan or New Brunswick, I'm sorry I forgot about you.

Leadbull > Sweet Trav 03/08/2015 at 21:11

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African: 6

European: 5

CB > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:11

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Whoops, I miscounted. You also forgot the best province (Newfoundland and Labrador).

Leadbull > CB 03/08/2015 at 21:13

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YEAH, WELL, CAN YOU NAME ALL 50 STATES?

Fookin' Prawns > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:13

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Me too!

Leadbull > Fookin' Prawns 03/08/2015 at 21:18

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Want to trade televisions?

Fookin' Prawns > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:19

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will trade 4 subaru

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > lonestranger 03/08/2015 at 21:20

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11 inch MacBook Air man.

Leadbull > Fookin' Prawns 03/08/2015 at 21:21

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K, let me grab a coat hanger.

CB > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:24

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Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Wisconsin, New Mexico, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Tennessee, Arkansas, Minnesota, North Carolina, South Carolina, uhhhhh, Oklahoma, Iowa, Kentucky, Alaska...

I think that's all I got. 42 out of 50. I have a major brain fart on the last eight. Oh well.

Leadbull > CB 03/08/2015 at 21:31

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Alabama, Mississippi, Indiana, Nebraska, Utah, Montana, Michigan.

I was stumped for a while, till I recounted and realized you actually got 44.

CB > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:33

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Michigan was in there and I accidentally deleted it while trying to fix a formatting error... gods damn.

Also, I can't count for my life.

Leadbull > CB 03/08/2015 at 21:35

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I blame the Canadian school system.

There's a reason they choose not to teach us your provinces.

CB > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:37

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Can't forget the territories, not just the provinces. There's a difference: territories are dealt with by the federal government, not their own legislature.

Hey, the Canadian educational system has been pretty swell. At least for me. Unless it has to do with math, but that's my own fault.

Leadbull > CB 03/08/2015 at 21:42

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The state (Illinois) owes my childhood school district millions, so I'm sure your system's not worse than that.

Conan > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:43

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Merely a teacher. I mostly don't assign too much, except to the AP kids. My parents are professors though.

Leadbull > Conan 03/08/2015 at 21:51

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Yeah, screw those AP kids!

Conan > Leadbull 03/08/2015 at 21:53

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If they pass they tend to thank me once they stomp college thoroughly.